You Suck

The viagra of Young America

http://iwl.me

An interesting site. “iateyourparents” posted this on google buzz, so all credit to him. It analyzes your writing, and tells you which famous writer your style mostly resembles.

First time through, I wrote some nonsense about a man in black watching the world ignore his warnings and die. It said I wrote like Dan Brown. This has ruined both Stephen Kings’ “Dark Tower” book series and Black Sabbath’s song “Iron Man” for me for life…

Second time, I copy+pasted my “FAT DAN’s Thoughts On: Heavy Rain” rant, and got:

I write like
Margaret Atwood

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I find this acceptable.

Here are the first two pic I took with the phone, with out moving or turning the phone. just hit a button and it flips from back camera to front camera. Also why is no one from my building outside on a gorgeous day like today? (@ lunchtime)

I hate lines

This game sucks.
Thanks!

I… I can’t stop watching this…. it’s just blowing my mind.

I honestly first saw the regular trailers and thought “well, another bs pg what-if feel-good corney-comedy movie…” Then I saw some of the redband trailers for it. This is now a must watch movie for me.

Heavy rain is a game I didn’t think I would buy, play, nor like. I thought the only good thing about it would be the story. I was wrong on all accounts. I described my experience with the game to a friend as “the game to me. I was spazzing out in my chair, like a kid trying to make moves by twisting and turning the old NES controller”. “Ah yes”, he replied, “the old Mario Maneuver” (i.e. trying to get Mario to jump a little further by jerking the controller itself over). Exactly.

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@Lauren_Bacall “Let’s see what else, oh yes why do starlets today have such bad posture? That Montana girl and that Twilight girl slouch like potato sacks.
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Yes I saw Twilight my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever.After the “film” was over I wanted to smack her accross her head with my shoe, but I do not want a book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die, so instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, now thats a vampire film! and that goes for all of you! watch Nosferatu instead!”

I have no idea who this woman is, but I agree completely.

I just finished this over the weekend. It is everything you want from a sequel: everything has been improved/revamped as well as additions being made

Spoilers ahead

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